salad wrenches.

Use these to freak out your germaphobe friends. Invite them over for dinner. Fix a salad, and then disappear into the hall closet (or wherever you keep your tools — maybe you have a garage, we don’t). After everyone is seated, reappear at the table with your hands covered in fake grease (chocolate syrup?), wielding these wrenches. Toss the salad and serve. Mwahahaha!

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